i just went yahoo and search for some funny quotes:
1)Always borrow money from a pessimist.He won't expect it back.
2)If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her friends?
3)Everybody wants to go to heaven,but nobody wants to die.
4)There are three sides to any argument:your side,my side and the right side.
5)Where there's a will,there are five hundred relatives.
6)I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
7)Cheer up,the worst is yet to come.